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Gamble

See you hear of girls being disappointed with dick size but guys are never disappointed with their partner's physical attributes. They know what they're getting into. Girls' sexually attractive features, ass and boobs, are visible externally. Conversely, guys' features aren't visible. Our ass is, which some girls think can be attractive. (AFAIK. Lmk if it's all) So it's a gamble for girls. But then again, technique>size.

Money (pt2)

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Look at all the laptops. Did something catch your eye? Each silver laptop isn't just any old "laptop". Each one is at least $1,000. Can you guys perceive that idea? There's not much a grand can symbolize, but a high-end TV is the only other example that comes to mind. Oh and my fucking motorcycle . Woah, my motorcycle was actually  LESS  than a grand. How do so many people have this kind of cash? Or better yet, how do their parents have it. Actually, I don't even care, there's just one answer; the system.

Being a hot girl

It must suck being a hot girl, like all those awkward stares from guys who want to talk to you but are too nervous. But hey it must be awesome too having shit paid for... Food from dates and stuff. What do you guys think?

Tuesday, Wednesday

Did some shit. Frat tours. Rap club. Cool.

Bruin Bash!

So Jacob, my suitemate told me it's worth going. I figured why would I not go? So I read about the ticket distribution online. It said all lines formed before 2pm would be disbursed by professional security. Cool, I'll be there at 2 then, I thought. I lagged and ended up going to get food at like 3. I sat with some girls. I rarely sit alone lol. They were going to get Bruin Bash tickets too. We were there at 4 and there was a huge mob. I just cut to the front and got my wristband. I love being above the system. It was orange, but I thought nothing of it. I went back and told the two girls to just cut. I was on the side because I already had one on and the security made me move(but didn't mind the cutting lol). I couldn't see them after, so I went back home. I forgot to mention I found a wallet the day Isaiah, Jacob, and I were chilling in the Commons til like 4am. I tried facebooking the guy but he didn't respond. So I asked our RA about that guy and she accidentall...

First sesh with the suitemate!

I believe I slept in hella, maybe this was the day I met Kathy? Who knows. Random shit happened on certain days, I just remember the highlights. So really what I remember is going out to blaze and those details. But upon checking the true bruin welcome page, we had our hall meeting that day and the New Student Welcome. Both sucked ass. Afterwards, we went out to blaze but ended up hitting up a little Hedrick party in front of Hedrick, then balling up at Saxon. Afterwards, we wrapped it all up with a blunt. SIKE. Jon didn't have his lighter. We went to go get it, and grabbed his Macbook. Wow, he's ballsy, taking this to the spot, it's kind of on a dirt hill. No case on it either. Anyway we came home, probably talked and shit. Maybe video games?

First Home Football Game!!!

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9/19: I have no idea what the hell we did, probably just slept in until nearly the football game. I played basketball actually! Anyway, time for the game, and I didn't think I would make it so I was chatting with Raphe's parents. The buses started leaving at 5:30 so I should have been there at 5:15 but I ended up getting there at like 5:45. I wasn't going to go since I was late because I thought I wouldn't get a seat (I didn't reserve one). I went eventually because I always  try . I was in the line for unreserved seats when Shawn(my second cousin) came upto me from the reserved line. I was talking to him and his friends and we wound up close to the front of the line. I figured I would give it a shot, and worst case scenario, I would end up back into the line for unreserved seats. She scanned my Bruin Card, which came up "negative", so she asked for a reservation confirmation which I said I didn't have. Then she asked for a bus pass purchase confirmat...

My First Sports Game

9/18: Jacob and I head out to eat. I stopped him and took a deep breath and said wow, this is my first time waking up and being independent. We get to the dining hall and I tell Jacob we're not sitting alone. I scope around a bit and say we're sitting with those girls over there. We casually approach them and sit with them. They say they need to hit Target but don't want to carry bags and I said, "Get a hot guy to carry your bags". She quickly responds with, "Will you come with us?" We left for home and hit the New Student Welcome Fair. It was alright, but Sinaya and Dan texted us to meet at their room for Target. We hit their room, which was chill, at Courtside, then we go to Target with them, then come back to their house. Jacob tells me to buy the Den Pass and reserve the Rooter Bus. I'm online at 3:55 but I see the housing bill and I pay it first. I purchase the Den Pass and Rooter Bus by 4:02 but it was too late to reserve a seat. That was fate...

Zero Week @ UCLA Begins!

Day 1: 9/17: I move in and Jacob is here by the time I'm back from walking my parents home. I help move him in and have dinner with his family. Raphe moves in too. Isaiah is in n out.

Ninja

I got a 94 Ninja 250R and everyone's telling me to be careful. I'll be okay, but I don't want to die, obviously. But I actually never want to. Some people want an end eventually. I never do. Anyway, riding is pretty easy to me because I used to ride a bike daily to school and back.

Money

So read this here bullshit WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? This fucking dude says it's gonna be hard with 6.9 million? what???? That's absolutely ridiculous. I'm struggling outchea for $1000. Legit that's my goal. ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. My family runs with a 5 figure income, as most families do. He's complaning with not one million, not two, but nearly seven fucking million. And what the fuck, there's such simple ways to become a millionaire. Some random guy can start posting "vines" or pictures on Instagram and become famous for being good looking. What the fuck is that??? Just from having a nice face, you become a millionaire. They're barely putting in any effort!  It doesn't matter how much effort you put in, you can't achieve an effortless million. They don't have fucking degrees. They didn't work for shit. They don't deserve shit. Cameron Dallas? What is up with these people? Some are comedic geniuses, like JusReign, although...

My Favorite Songs of All Time

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Just D4|3|3E|)

yo guys im thinking deep...like why does porn exist....because girls think, "I'll get paid right?" and perform sexual acts on camera....that we sell....and they do it because theyve done it as kids/teens. how did they learn about it? its not taught in schools. is it natural to kiss [as kids/teens]? what is attraction to one  certain person for that? natural to then do oral and have sex? is that natural? what is natural? think of those in prehistoric times when we didnt really have language..was it because boys are brought up around a couple other families and just go up to specific girls and touch them and stuff? how did we begin to express the love we felt? or even the desire to reproduce? would you go upto someone and just kiss them? touch them on a cheek? what was the right age to express these feelings?