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See you hear of girls being disappointed with dick size but guys are never disappointed with their partner's physical attributes. They know what they're getting into. Girls' sexually attractive features, ass and boobs, are visible externally. Conversely, guys' features aren't visible. Our ass is, which some girls think can be attractive. (AFAIK. Lmk if it's all) So it's a gamble for girls. But then again, technique>size.

Look at all the laptops. Did something catch your eye? Each silver laptop isn't just any old "laptop". Each one is at least $1,000. Can you guys perceive that idea? There's not much a grand can symbolize, but a high-end TV is the only other example that comes to mind. Oh and my fucking motorcycle . Woah, my motorcycle was actually  LESS  than a grand. How do so many people have this kind of cash? Or better yet, how do their parents have it. Actually, I don't even care, there's just one answer; the system.

It must suck being a hot girl, like all those awkward stares from guys who want to talk to you but are too nervous. But hey it must be awesome too having shit paid for... Food from dates and stuff. What do you guys think?

Did some shit. Frat tours. Rap club. Cool.

So Jacob, my suitemate told me it's worth going. I figured why would I not go? So I read about the ticket distribution online. It said all lines formed before 2pm would be disbursed by professional security. Cool, I'll be there at 2 then, I thought. I lagged and ended up going to get food at like 3. I sat with some girls. I rarely sit alone lol. They were going to get Bruin Bash tickets too. We were there at 4 and there was a huge mob. I just cut to the front and got my wristband. I love being above the system. It was orange, but I thought nothing of it. I went back and told the two girls to just cut. I was on the side because I already had one on and the security made me move(but didn't mind the cutting lol). I couldn't see them after, so I went back home. I forgot to mention I found a wallet the day Isaiah, Jacob, and I were chilling in the Commons til like 4am. I tried facebooking the guy but he didn't respond. So I asked our RA about that guy and she accidentall...

I believe I slept in hella, maybe this was the day I met Kathy? Who knows. Random shit happened on certain days, I just remember the highlights. So really what I remember is going out to blaze and those details. But upon checking the true bruin welcome page, we had our hall meeting that day and the New Student Welcome. Both sucked ass. Afterwards, we went out to blaze but ended up hitting up a little Hedrick party in front of Hedrick, then balling up at Saxon. Afterwards, we wrapped it all up with a blunt. SIKE. Jon didn't have his lighter. We went to go get it, and grabbed his Macbook. Wow, he's ballsy, taking this to the spot, it's kind of on a dirt hill. No case on it either. Anyway we came home, probably talked and shit. Maybe video games?