OdDlIfE

Chewed gum 4 times tonight

1, after eating onions with tacos

2, after the roach

3, after the first smoke sesh, which I left to sing happy bday, because prudes were yelling "you smell"

4, after the second smoke sesh

The struggles to smell clean and socially acceptable.

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